missxtina Funny Status Messages

   Eminem and Bruno Mars mixed together would a yummy candy bar

   You know you love someone when you talk to them on the phone while you're on the toilet

   Just curious and not really sure why people like goin to strip clubs...you realize you're paying a girl to pretend to be interested in you?... :)

   If my boyfriend doesn't stop snoring I'm going to fart in his face.

   The sex was getting really hot...until he pulled out his Yoda pillow...

   garlic burps are sexy.