michael hall Funny Status Messages

   Captian's Log: July 15th, I am still a total bada$$

   If aliens ever attack, I hope they do it in rows of 8, going right and left directly above me. I’m very skilled at shooting aliens this wayPro tip #27: if Suge Knight is at the party you're at, go to another party.

   Im so broke I have black boy in Africa sponsoring me.

   Omg! I just hit a woman on my bike. Just kidding.. I don't ride in the kitchen!

   At first glance, the word "Diputseromneve" looks confusing and retarded. However, if you read it backwards it's even more stupid.