matome Funny Status Messages

   BBM is just a support group for people who can't afford an iPhone.

   it is very hard to defend Nigerians as druglords with that big WHITE line on their national flag.

   Cocaine worth estimated R10 000 000( $1000 000) was confisticated inside Obama's luggage, in his defense, Obama said people must keep their NOSE out of his business

   Tell a girl a million times she's not fat, she’ll never believe you. Call her fat once she’ll never forget it. Most untold secrets

   Never trust a guy who says trust me

   an 18 years old girl is like a good carpenter; no wood get wasted.

   I'm at that stage in life where I have to choose between getting loved or getting laid. Tough!

   Whenever I check into a hotel with my girlfriend, I check the one with a beauitiful ceiling because we like taking turns as to who stares at the ceiling.

   My wife and I have one in common; neither of us respect me.