lohungrob Funny Status Messages

   Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer to the end ya get the faster it goes.

   Just had honest talk with self. Not a bad fellow, knows a lot about me. Should consult him more often.

   just watched 5 minutes of the maury show because I was too lazy to get outa bed and get the remote, feel like I lost 10-20 IQ points, from now on, gonna keep an emergency brick on the nightstand to throw at the tely in case this happens again

   The world would be a better place if a certain group of people would be more tolerant. I'm speaking to the lactose intolerant people out there. Stop the hate.