levon Funny Status Messages

   there's no "I" in gang bang

   i suppose those highway signs that read "Speed enforced by aircraft" has a more serious meaning in Iraq.

   couldn't use my Shakeweight today... it had a headache

   eating fiber and smoking weed.... just for sh*ts and giggles

   Now over to world news: Good evening, the UN declared that they will be sending relief aid to Haiti in hopes that the victims of the...Oh..hang on.. this just coming in on the news wire..Lindsay Lohan was taken into custody today for probation violation..

   dear science, thanks for all your contributions lately, but is there a chance we can get some windshield wiper fluid infused birds anytime soon? Thanks:)

   if my plunger could talk... i'd offer it a mint

   if the farmer is in the dell, who's tending the farm?

   New Year's eve practice tonight

   in the frozen food section at Sam's looking for horny milfs with erect nipples

   decided to go barefoot, because i'm always thinking outside the socks

   Zipper vs. Penis .... Who ya got??

   File: Save as, Porn 1 'File name already exists' - Porn 2 'File name already exists' - Porn 3 'File name already exists' fuljaek';*+atxre£ 'File saved'

   playing punch buggy with your mother

   bit another finger trying to eat way too many french fries at once

   waking up next to Julie Chen with no make-up makes me want to saw me penis off with a rusty car key

   dear biology, can I get an extended warranty on my penis?

   the chick on my GPS told me she wants to see other cars

   the guy at subway put the potato chips on my sandwich without me even asking. either he's stoned or he knows that I am

   not sure what's worse.... finding out Darth Vader is your father or remembering that the day before you were trying to f*ck your sister??