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"Half a dozen" -Because "six" is way too long.
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05-24-2012 15:34 by levelhead
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Call me lazy, but if it takes two clicks I'm not reading it.
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05-24-2012 15:35 by levelhead
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Before you judge me, know that I don't give a crap. Ok, go ahead.
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05-24-2012 16:36 by levelhead
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Just spilled a drop of my 5 Hour Energy Shot...I'm thinking 4 hours and 4 minutes now.
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05-24-2012 17:28 by levelhead
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I can tell how uncomfortable a person is just by hugging them for 17 minutes.
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07-01-2012 19:50 by levelhead
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If your neighbors seem like the "nicest, quietest, friendliest" people, they probably have kidnapped humans in their basement zoo.
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07-11-2012 12:18 by levelhead
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Everything I ever needed to know about structural engineering, I learned from Angry Birds.
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07-11-2012 12:23 by levelhead
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Just going through my old FB statuses & deleting the ones no one liked so I don't look lame.
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07-12-2012 10:54 by levelhead
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"Val Kilmer really was the best Batman." ~Nobody, not even Val Kilmer
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07-23-2012 18:02 by levelhead
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THONY DEVITO 07/17/2012 No matter how busy I am, I always manage to make room in my life to get unreasonably angry when an update I'm proud of gets no reaction.
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07-23-2012 18:14 by levelhead
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So yesterday at about this time, I was all like, "I'm so thankful for my friends, my life, my freedom." Today...I'd risk prison punching you in the neck for a flat screen.
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11-23-2012 15:43 by levelhead
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Hold on Kanye, Imma let you finish, but first, Jay Z and Beyonce have already had the greatest baby of ALL TIME!
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12-31-2012 11:54 by levelhead
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Saaay, there's that turkey. #bowlwinder
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11-30-2013 14:06 by levelhead
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