l Funny Status Messages

   hates facebook! you ever go to click on someones name in chat n they log off.

   you better like this status or I'll post a old picture of you and really get some laughs

   haha yeah dude she talks about you all the time . .. . . she hates you..

   The girl is mine, Life's a b*tch so the whole world is mine.

   "Id rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not"

   wishes Lebron went to The Mets.

   remember the police are sort of like dogs, they usually don't chase you unless you run.

   hates when I wake up late for work and get ready in a hurry, then you realize its your day off. : (

   i bet you the first club was a barbershop.

   "Women are made to be loved, not understood."

   if you beat the odds , they all knew you could do it.

   whats dumber than being married to your best friend for facebook purposes??????

   I love people that go to the beach w. a t shirt over their bathing suit, I think that draws more attention to whatever ur trying to hide

   smoking probable cause :D

   why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

   Why does Jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the smell is gone?

   make sure your wearing Deodorant when you reaching for the stars.

   sleeping on the bottom bunk when I was younger wasn't easy.....Its hard to sleep with a raincoat on.

   My 2011 New Years Resolution is to hangout with more than 2 of my facebook friends.

   "Give me a scotch. I'm starving."