knight Funny Status Messages

   love a girl with a trimmed bush because it makes it easier to see into her window at night.

   Imagine living with 3 wives and never leaving the house for 5 years... I think Osama called the US Navy Seals himself

   What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? A wet nose.

   All true wisdom is found on T-Shirts

   you know those trick candles that you blow out and a couple of seconds later they come alight again? well,the other day there was a fire at the factory that makes them.....