kibobi Funny Status Messages

   I won a trip to China now am stuck here waiting to win a trip back home

   succesfully finished his rubiks cube, waiting for the paint to dry now

   you cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women

   it is always much easier to get a woman if you already have one

   The uglier the girl the closer she lives.

   I would kill for a nobel peace price

   why is it that when a door is slightly open it's ajar but when a jar is slightly open it's not a door?

   Hosni Mubarak should have listened to me when I told him to get rid of that Justin Bieber song from his i-pod playlist

   Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair

   I was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me -- and I didn't hear it.

   where do all the characters go that you type on the keyboard before you realize the cursor isn't in the box?

   if your password is your name, you deserve to be hacked

   always hold out your hand when someone is counting money in front of you, just incase