john15xxx Funny Status Messages

   Happy PALM Sunday to All Singles out there!!

   I wish I was 50 years younger and I'll kick your Ass! > Larry Merchant to Floyd Gayweather.

   My Best Relationship Advice: Make Sure You're the Crazy One...

   I'm Not Lazy. Someone Just Stole My Motivation. I'm the Victim here!!!

   I ask Google all the questions I'm too embarrassed to ask other people.

   Tell your boss what you really think of him and the truth shall set you free.

   Cant Help Eavesdropping to a Group of Senior Citizens as they Reminisce their College Life... Funny and Disgusting at the same time..