john ambler Funny Status Messages

   I Liked your Status and now 25 notifications later........I'm hating me for Liking your status. !!!!

   got some new underwear today... well new to me anyway :-)

   thinks we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with

   my wife is so immature... I would be in the bath and she would come home and sink my boats

   spends 90% of his salary on booze and women... the rest I just waste

   I didn't get a toy train for xmas like the other kids. I got a toy subway instead. You couldn't see anything, but every now and then you'd hear this rumbling noise go by

   a godfather, that's a great thing to be,He calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught him that.