jo mamma Funny Status Messages

   Dear FB friends, I need your help... I am having a hard time finding the right words to tell my wife (tag wife) that I am cheating on her and have a girlfriend... Any Suggestions???

   After looking at the faces in the crowds at the Vatican City... The Catholics have now agreed to birth control...

   Royal baby doesn't even have teeth yet and I can still tell they're gonna be phucked up...

   Tony Romo should seriously consider committing a Felony, He would be a hell of a Quarterback in a Penal League somewhere I bet... Hell of a Wide Receiver too...

   Anyone know if there is an Angie's List or Better Business Bureau or someplace to file a complaint on a Hooker?.... (Asking for a Friend)...