jimboleem Funny Status Messages

   I got a flu shot for $24 from Target However, I declined the offer of a $50 colonoscopy in the men's room.

   I really would've liked the movie about Facebook a whole lot more if it wasn't full of Farmville invites

   I don't know why people say that pornography is degrading to women. They're not the ones sat in front of a laptop with their trousers and pants round their ankles at three o'clock in the afternoon. I like this!

   Lets face it tubby....YOUR FAT ! I am not going to sugar coat it,...cause you eat that to .