jim Woodward Funny Status Messages

   I was googled Whine of the month club, and Wisconsin came up.

   Wisconsin 0...Gov. Walker 1....now go home and put your cheese head hats on.

   Poor Snooki, Charlie Sheen wouldnt even hit that.

   Democrats...Republicans...News Media....Racial tension....let's put the blame where it belongs....THANKS EVE, HAVE "ANOTHER " APPLE !!!!!

   Real cases, real people, real emotional abuse....JUDGE JUDY

   Watching Bowling on ESPN...they should have extreme bowling...skate boards, a few ramps then BAM throw that ball down the lane.

   I'm mayhem.....no your not, your that guy who played on OZ.

   Told my wife I was getting my swagg on...she said just keep it off her couch...grrrrr

   Nothing kills your weight loss success, like thinking you can wear spandex.