jeromeBubbaganoosh Funny Status Messages

   When I die , I want to be buried with a ring of toasters or egg beaters around me . then when they dig me up 1000`s of years from now the archeologists will say "wow we stumbled apon someone of great importance"

   On C.N.N. morning news there has been a study conducted that claims that teens that have sex do not always get bad grades. Bet this is especially true if they are having sex with their teachers.

   really dont like joggers.. watch the news isnt it a lil suspicious they are always the ones who find the bodies

   would it not be awesome if that crashing nasa satellite finds that piece of human garbage casey anthony and squishes her on the toilet