jeneralee Funny Status Messages

   walmart..where theres more skin tags than price tags

   so surprised I dont see more homeless people wearing bowling shoes..

   i think casinos should add a russian roulette table for those who jus lost everything

   my gastro-intestinal Dr. was named Joe...he looked pissed when he came in the room and I sang ..G.I Joe...

   i took my dog for a walk, and well, long story short anyone know how to get silly putty out of a keyhole

   decorating for my stupid sisters baby shower using condoms as balloons..