jbaby Funny Status Messages

   Never respond to everything a fool may say about you.. it makes you look as fool as them! However, ignore them and the fool will go away... it makes you happy and they be upset

   The best revenge for your EX, is inviting them to your wedding :)

   we have chosen death over life, hatred over peace, arguments over understanding, conflict over family, etc. We are our own worse enemy endangered species!! Sad but true ain't nothing gonna change until dig within self and accept God "within"...

   If your going to shoot a black kid and claim self defense, make sure you dont lie to the judge, and have $135,000 worth of asset and 2 passports!! Take some bathsalt to the head afterwards if you thinking about it.

   Whether the Heat loose or win tonight, I'm not drinking...... I dont care if you find that funny or not, but the Beer is laughing at me.

   love The beauty of vodka is that it looks like water. The beauty of the workplace is that water bottles are allowed

   Everyone is at an uproar over published materials.... " Royal Kate over Closer magazine" , "radicals over a cheesy film", "Me over a stupid how to make money infomercial!"

   its gotten so bad around here, someone is trying to start a Macarena dance....

   The girl at Mcdonald asked me what I'm "talkmbout" <------Ghetto word of today!

   I see your Zimmerman and raise you a Casey Anthony

   Mental note at work - never be the first one to laugh at your fat 0ass boss when she is asked, "what kind of food she likes", and when she says 'seafood'!.... Everyone eventual gets the jokke!

   Seems like Lakers are doing so bad, that they missing their flu shots too!

   147.Wife: Do you want some dinner? Me: Sure, what are my choices? Wife: Yes and No

   I need help programing my dvr to skip news and record the commercials.

   I was going to start a procrastination club, but I decided to wait!

   Maybe NYPD can use their new found love for back turning, the next time they see a dark skin person doing nothing wrong.

   Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was fried and eaten on MLK day.

   Our team has just recovered the black box & it would seem that Harrison Ford's earring did indeed confuse the compass & other controls.

   Oscars so white, Xbox Live wont let them be a player BLACK ops

   Beyonce New Lemonade video is making me feel like my man is cheating on me. ... and I dont even have one. me....