j-grab Funny Status Messages

   There's always a little truth behind every "just kidding". A little knowledge behind every "I don't know". A little emotion behind every "I don't care", and a little pain behind every "it's okay"...

   Dear warm weather, thank you for having the wonderful ability to remove clothing from these gorgeous girls on campus

   WOW! I knew you had bad intentions, but I never figured you to be a slut...

   My repunzle ended up being a b*tch in a costume...