iTechnoBoy Funny Status Messages

   Dear hookers & strippers, What is "bring your kid to work" day like? Sincerely, curious

   its funny how people say they gonna change and its a new year shut the hell up you gonna be the same person just a diff year

   ┣▇f͟͞a͟͞c͟͞e͟͞b͟͞o͟͞o͟͞k͟͞▇▇═─™ This drug is very efficient for cases of chronic boredom. Extra doses can lead to addiction 

   My phone battery can last longer than most relationships these days. Lmao.....