greg2missy Funny Status Messages

   Thinking of getting a HUGE TATTOO on my neck....Oh ya, that's a good look!!!

   Tried to watch the World Cup....Why does it sound like there is a pi$$ed off swarm of hornets at every game????

   my two buddies walked into a bar, but I ducked

   I figure there are 3 types of people in this world....Those that can count, and those that cannot!!

   There are 10 types of people in the world...Those that understand Binary Code and those that do not!!

   Maybe Adam should have spent more than just a rib......Just saying...

   Grammar is important. For instance, commas and Capital letters make a difference. such as in these examples: "Let's eat grandpa." vs "Lets eat, grandpa" or "I helped my Uncle Jack of a horse" vs "I helped my uncle jack of a horse".....

   If the NBA really wanted me to watch, they'd be play Football instead!!

   "Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything"

   Call me Goofy...But I will always call "Margarine" "Butter"!!!

   Want World Peace?? Replace oxygen with Helium. Who could stay mad at someone that sounds like a Chipmunk?!?

   Wishing I knew all my Facebook friends....Some seem pretty cool...Sure hope I meet them someday....

   Drag racing would be a lot more fun if I didn't have to wear a dress.

   To all my Facebook Friends.....If you are over 20 years old and know the name to a Justin Bieber OR a Lady Gaga song, PLEASE Delete me as a friend....I don't think I wanna be friends with you!!!

   Ya think Vampires eat Tampons like Cotton Candy????

   Hoping my dead grandma isn't watching EVERYTHING I do.....She would be pretty dissapointed in me!!

   I heard there was a perfect woman at every corner of the world....Unfortunately, the world is ROUND!!!!

   OK...I have 20 Bowls and 20 Lids...Not NONE of the dang things match!!

   2 words have opened alot of doors for me....Push and Pull....

   Finally figured out what women want...SECURITY!!!......(At least that's what they all yell when I try to talk to them...)