gil Funny Status Messages

   "The internet is so cool!....I just wish it was more like the electric company" - said no one ever

   If you want to get into a race debate, OK, I'll start one.... Why is Tony Stewart allowed back in NASCAR?

   What was that idiot thinking when he invented white underwear?

   Which came first? The Pringles can or Tennis ball container?

   You Matter!.... until you multiply yourself times the speed of light squared. Then you Energy!

   BREAKING NEWS: Aaron Hernandez out indefinitely with neck injury.