fefe Funny Status Messages

   If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.

   the only time love comes before sex is in the dictionary.

   can't wait for this 365 day weekend to begin.

   do not have any attachments, do not have anything in your life you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you spot the heat around the corner.

   didn't come to be loved, he came to be hated. From the root to the fruit.

   Channel X Is Temporarily Not In Service. Please Tune In To Your Own Life For Your Regularly Scheduled Broadcast.

   global warming my ass.

   those that matter don't mind and those that mind don't matter

   it was all good just a week ago.

   Happy 11 White History Months

   please copy and paste this to your status if you know someone, or have been affected by someone, who needs a punch in the face. People who need a punch in the face affect the lives of many. There is no known cure for those who deserve a punch in the face,

   that Bud Light Lime has less calories, carbs & fat than 2% Milk...it's not looking good for milk right now.

   wants to remind everyone that all those little ghosts, goblins, princesses, and witches are having the time of their life so please drink responsibly and drive safetly.

   I'm damaged but I'll manage.

   Who really has nothing but socks in their sock drawer?