drftn8 Funny Status Messages

   now that you've checked in there i'm going around your place to steal your things coz I now know i've got a good hour before you're close to home!!

   swimming less than 30 minutes after a meal.. Thug life baby!!

   is having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I remember forgetting this before

   wondering how many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said!!

   just got robbed at the gas station.. police came down and said "do you know who robbed you"? I replied "yes.. pump number 6"

   ah tuesday, mondays slightly less ugly sister