deflprd2 Funny Status Messages

   So former NFL quarterback Brett Favre admitted this week that he suffers from memory loss. This might explain why he may have sent pictures and lewd texts to reporter Jen Sterger when he played for the Jets, he forgot he was married!

   Have any of you experienced a ringing in your ear that lasts maybe 20 or 30 seconds? Every time it happens to me I keep thinking I'm going to hear "This is Lex Luthor. Only one thing alive with less than four legs can hear this frequency Superman and that

   Eli to Peyton " I won the two I played in.........just sayin"