darsh_7 Funny Status Messages

   I Never Finish My Eraser Because It Is Either Stolen,Lost,or Cut In Half

   *When I m Studying parents dont see.When I takes a break parents- "why dont I ever see you study?"

   In school days I used to hate that guy/girl who always reminds the teacher about tests and vivas

   If Facebook would have been a college...i would have got a certificate for full attendance

   Boy: I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably seated. Girl: So what do you do? . Boy:I close my eyes and sleep :) :p

   China Has Really Impressed Me In The Olympics... They Use The Same Person For Every Event..

   Future Perfect Present Tense

   The worst part of our relationship is... I started loving her for the day I saw her...And She started loving me from the day she lost me..