ci Funny Status Messages

   amazed what she can do with a broccoli, when she puts her mind to it.

   discovered today, that the man sitting next to her had wet himself.

   has no doubt that there's a place in every woman's life for a red thong, but that place is not five inches above the waistline of her jeans. Ever.

   writes "like this", and not "lyk dis", because she is an adult, and because she is not stupid

   likes poetry, chocolate cake, and poking dead things with sticks.