chucktaylor Funny Status Messages

   ROFLSHMSFOAIDMT-Rolling On Floor Laughing So Hard My Sombrero Falls Off And I Drop My Taco...

   Ever heard yourself sing in the shower and wondered why the f$#! you havent released an album yet??..

   Admit it at some point in your life you have tried to close the fridge slowly to see when the light goes out...

   Mr. Kevorkian: Lifes a fragile thing. one minute your chewing on a burger, the next minute your dead meat...