christineusar Funny Status Messages

   Dear Walmart: If your employees "appear" to be incredibly overweight, they ought to know that fitting in to a size 2 gives the wrong impression of your organization. I do not enjoy viewing what looks like to be a belly button when I approach an employee.

   I wonder if Toyota sent BP a Thank You note

   Dear Mrs. Obama- I've scheduled some movers for tomorrow at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

   Got my Halloween costume- Snookie! I will wear clothes 5 sizes too small, paint my body umpa loompa orange, walk around half naked, drunk and obnoxious.

   Starting my new excercise routine- I am tired of looking like I have two sets of breasts.

   If Casey Anthony writes a book called "If I did it", I will snap.

   Dear Soulja Boy- your music sucks even more than it did before! Way to insult the Soldiers who buy your music. PRICK!

   Round the clock unnecessary news on this...would have been more interesting if choosing the new pope was a production of the tv series Punked.