charlie Funny Status Messages

   noticed a friends facebook status said that he's suicidal and thinking about jumping off a bridge. So I poked him

   Dear Friday: You have been gone all week, no visit, no call, no nothing. For some reason your absense doesn't bother me, I am glad to see you again...so is my liver, Cheers!

   Warning: Weeding another man's garden will eventually get you plowed!!!

   I don't get mad, don't throw temper tantrums and I don't hold grudges..I am a very mature girl....but YOU are not allowed in my treehouse anymore!!!

   Dear Zuckerberg: Please create a "Drama Queen" button = Like = Unlike = Drama Queen = Comment

   Shhhhhhhhhhh, you had me at "open bar" :-)

   A hard man is good to find....

   Celebrating Black History Month. I got my baggy FUBU jeans on with the chicken pouch... I hope my month is full of drive bys, gangster rap, 40 ozers, drug deals, watermelon and lots of fried chicken.... Happy Black History Month!!!!!!!

   When you told me you wanted me, I totally should have gone for it....I miss my stalker :-(

   Twinkle, twinkle little star, show me to the nearest bar, down the street and to the right, I'll be there...all damn night!!

   NO!! I will not join your gym club until you put in vending machines for BEER!!!