charbel Funny Status Messages

   "Never say goodbye when you still want to try. never give up when you still feel that you can take it. ...never say you no longer love a person when you can't let go..

   Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.

   Life is a song, sing it. Life is a struggle, accept it. Life is a tragedy, confront it. Life is an adventure, dare it. Life is luck, make it. Life is too precious, do not destroy it. Life is life, fight for it.

   Someone asked me for my mobile number today, l don't know, I never call myself

   no need to google, my wife know everything :P

   Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful

   Today is the national animal day,please take a moment to remember your EX

   Dear Microsoft Office Word I am pretty sure I spelled my name correct

   It Is Better To Go Skiing And Think Of God,Than Go To Church And Think Of Skiing

   Always Remember, If CHRISTMAS Isn't Found In Ur Heart, You Won't Find It Under A Tree..

   Why does the pope get to resign with a mere 2 weeks of notice, while I have to give my employer 30 whole days?:|

   I'm not saying I'm smarter than Steve Jobs or anything but I would have made the iPhone charger about 5 feet longer...