bradley Funny Status Messages

   sometimes a majority simply means that most of the fools are on the same side.

   too much TV this morning and now I can't decide whether I want to rescue a dog for $19 a month or save a child for $15 a month...WTF

   attended a fundraiser for a new women's shelter called "Tempura House"...apparently they work with Lightly battered women..

   Already heard that Whitney is dead.. apparently 47 seconds before my friends with 3G service...

   Good news for all the ladies that felt out this Mothers Day...I am extending my offer for an additional 30 Days... One free insemination! your place or mine...now open 24/7...guaranteed satisfaction..Ladies don't be left out next Mothers Day...get knocked

   II have a strange feeling this year's "must have" Halloween costume will be a level 4 biohazard suit