bb Funny Status Messages

   911: What is your emergency? / Sprint HTC Evo: Hi, I just murdered the iPhone.

   9 out of 10 men smell their finger after scratching their nuts

   Today, I was rejected by a girl when she told me she is not ready to date. We met on a dating website

   this chick I was talking to told me on facebook to stop calling/texting her because she lost her phone. Right under her post was "sent from facebook for iPhone.

   All men were not created equal, look around more often

   Just because you have headphones in your ears blocking external sound, does not mean your farts to not make noise.

   When you cut the head off a snake, it doesn't die right away, it's still dangerous. The war on terror is NOT over, just yet.

   Did Obama take ever take a economics class? Oh I'm sorry his school records are sealed too!

   Liberal = hypocrite. YOU: must do as I say ME: must do what feels good

   Hey Obaman & other Liberal Dems The race card has become tired tattered and faded. Time to fabricate a new strategy.

   I'm proud to be an infidel

   Obama just announced his NEW plan! He is going to vacation in Martha's Vineyard

   Love doesn't cost a thing... except tears, a broken heart, wasted time, and half ur sh!t.

   ‎1st half take...my grandma could've defended better than the 49ers!

   There must be something behind the power outage at the super dome, may be stop the momentum??

   I love running my fingers through my girlfriend's hair. It's also a great way to let her know we're out of napkins.