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   If you get a tattoo on your face of another person you can pretty much guarantee you and that person is probably homeless

   went to see the planet of the apes movie. and I be damned if I didnt see a classmate from high school in the movie

   Where did you learn how to whisper? In a damn helicopter? Geeez

   my neighbor bought a pumpkin and carved it. I asked him, " why didnt you make it look like it had teeth"? he said, " I was trying to make it look like my wife".

   If someone tells you that they have "crazy eyes" when you ask what color they are. you better believe they are extremely cross eyed or they look like they are coming out of socket!

   Moammar Gadhafi shades for sale........ replaced the lens where the bullet went through

   im hungry like a homeless fat guy that made his home out of wafflehouse menus...

   Attention Herman Cain.....Democrats would love for you to win the Republican nomination. They have no need to go out and harm your campaign.

   I witnessed an "occupy best buy" last night?

   Im hungrier than 4 biggest loser contestants stuck in an elevator wearing honeybun scented cologne!