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   The police officer asked Tigers wife "how many times did you hit him ma'am?" She responded "Oh, I don't know, put me down for a 5"

   So where did they get the flux capaciter for the hot tub anyways?

   watching the 2010 World Cup (and then I found the remote)

   So Adrian Peterson misses "mandatory" training camp for "Adrian Peterson Day" in some town in Texas, and its some big deal... My question is how do the celebrate "AP Day"? Bake some turnovers, drop things all day and accomplish nothing major?

   a World Cup soccer game is like watching a bunch of nerds in a night club... A bunch of guys trying their best, and nobody scores...

   So I wonder will Moss wear #84 again? Seems that wouldn't be good for jersey sales as everyone on the bandwagon 10 years ago prob still has their Moss jersey in the back of their closet or trailer or whatever...

   I just heard that Randy Moss is writing his life story. He's only written two chapters and already he's finished an entire box of crayons. :)

   thinks the vikings this season is gonna be like watching a car wreck, where you know its gonna be ugly, but you gotta watch anyways...only with really old collector cars...

   QUICK!! To the Bandwagon!! (to Vikings fans, this blew up my profile with responses today!))

   If light travels so fast, then whats wrong with these new compact flouresent light bulbs? Is that why they are "energy efficient"? Because they don't turn on when you hit the switch?

   Helpful hint of my day... Pizza Rolls are the equivelant of molten lava even five minutes after removing from oven... fmt

   Alot of people look up to me... Mostly midgets and children, but its just nice knowing that...

   hmm, not sure if the thermometer is laughing at me (lol) or if it actually says 101..

   so apparently Pearl Visions "Share the Pairs" event, isn't what you would think...

   Super Bowl Sunday, the one day of the year that DVR's are used to watch commercials, instead of skip them!