adam Funny Status Messages

   99% fat free

   if texting and driving is dangerous....look at me I'm updating my face book!

   When someone says they are sending you an email and if you don't see it check your spam mail, you always gotta wonder why their account got flagged in the first place

   Trying to figure out where in my relationship I went wrong that she stopped folding my underwear

   British Metallica: Master Of Crumpets.

   TAMPAX is keeping their jobs in America now, too! Trump really must have had to pull some strings to keep them here!