XoxO Funny Status Messages

   has lost her mood ring and is not sure how she should feel about this..

   Kim Kardashian looks like a pregnant drag queen.

   Cow farts come from the dairy air... I'll see myself out.

   I miss the days before there was facebook when running into a friend you hadn't seen in while was like "Oh my God! what have you been up to?!" thats now like "Hey, I saw the casserole you posted last night, looked great"

   You know how they throw the ball into the crowd after they win the game? That's not allowed in bowling. I know that now.