XXX Funny Status Messages

   LOVE- Lets Over View Eachother

   If I'm reading this correctly the Second Amendment allows me to shoot a bear, tear off his arms and keep them.

   What's up with the Mexican jokes, they are so lame! Come up with something better...LOL

   If you delete me as a friend…can you at least leave your obituary?

   For those of you who were wondering why I have a belly, well I'm not fat, I'm just Full with love =)

   Why God Created women ? To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.

   Last week's media: OMG! President Trump and our enemy Putin are obviously best friends. This is unacceptable !!! This week's media: OMG! President Trump upset our friend Putin. This is an unacceptable !!!