Wildcat Fan Funny Status Messages

   Mattel is launching a new Facebook Barbie. She looks like a stunning hot blonde on the package but is an old fat guy when you open the box.

   Today I met one of those people on the bus that gets all pissed off when you put your finger in their mouth when they yawn.

   Teaching your son to respect a woman is way more important than teaching him to play a sport.

   There is a certain brilliance inside people who conceal deep pain with comedy.