Vybe Funny Status Messages

   thinks when life hands me lemons, I think Great, more stuff to throw at the Raccoon that lives in my attic!

   going around the house and renaming things so they all start with an "i" before Apple does it... such as his iToaster, his iToilet, and his iKids and iWife

   wonders if dyslexic devil worshipers sell their soul to Santa

   wondering what the hell Jesus ever did for Santa on his Birthday?

   got my hair highlighted, because I felt some strands were more important than others.

   would imagine if you could understand Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.

   wishes he could throw magic dust on my problems to make them disappear. Like a wizard. Or a crack addict.

   thinks the Media is just milking the negitivity in this Swine Flu situation. On the plus side, there is now recession beating prices on Mexican pork chops.

   starting group meetings at my house for people with OCD, & if anyone feels the urge to tidy up, by all means go ahead

   wondering if Michael Jackson's Heart was telling the Defibrillator to just Beat It?

   counting it down..only 54749 days until Bernie Madoff gets out of Jail.

   wondering if Chris Brown releases a "greates hits" cd.....will that violate his probation????

   thinks Dennis Leary said it best...."Ted Kennedy, great Senator, but a bad date!"

   thinking if your relationship Status says "It's complicated". Stop kidding yourself and change it to Single!

   just got a Nintendo video game unit for my bathroom....it's called the Wii-Wii.

   thinking..Tiger driving and hitting trees is nothing new, but I will bet he hasn't hit one off a fire hydrant before.

   going for Gold in the Men's Uphill Giant Slalom....Gravity is a B*tch!

   believes the IOC will support Chile by sending over 10 million "USA Hockey 2010 Olympic Champions" t-shirts that they won't need after todays game!

   singing.... is singing....old macdonald had tourettes e -i - e -i F%*K!

   s wondering....now that the US has passed heath Care Reform I wonder when Rush Limbaugh is leaving the country? Not soon enough I'm sure