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   messageicon England fans : If it makes you feel any better, the cricket team is doing well against the Aussies...
←Rate | 06-27-2010 12:08 by Vishal Vakil Comments (0)  


   messageicon My phone is smarter than you.
←Rate | 06-23-2011 06:18 by Vishal Vakil Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why can't they shoot porn in HD 3D?
←Rate | 06-28-2011 02:53 by Vishal Vakil Comments (0)  


   messageicon My most meaningful conversations these days are with Siri
←Rate | 10-31-2011 03:11 by Vishal Vakil Comments (0)  


   messageicon The longer you stare at the phone before picking the call...The bigger is the lie you tell after picking it up...
←Rate | 02-27-2012 05:26 by Vishal Vakil Comments (0)  


   messageicon an iOS6 user walks into a bar...or a bank...or a river...they're not sure, really !
←Rate | 09-28-2012 06:56 by Vishal Vakil Comments (0)  


   messageicon So what, if Mayans got it all wrong, its not the end of the world!!!
←Rate | 12-21-2012 11:55 by Vishal Vakil Comments (0)  


   messageicon By ignoring me, you have just made yourself a powerful stalker!
←Rate | 03-01-2013 02:34 by Vishal Vakil Comments (0)  


   messageicon okay...so Harlem Shake is not a rich Arab!!!
←Rate | 03-02-2013 04:28 by Vishal Vakil Comments (0)  


   messageicon The official Boston Suspects video on Youtube starts with an advertisement ... WTF!!!
←Rate | 04-19-2013 04:15 by Vishal Vakil Comments (0)  



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