Trudge Funny Status Messages

   Ben Affleck....as Batman? What, couldn't get Betty White?

   •••note to self•••- Remember to take half pack of M&Ms out of pocket before washing and drying said pants.

   You know when a friend says, "I thought of you the other day." And then smile so it looks like their whole face is smiling...I like that. I like that a lot.

   If I had a horse in the Kentucky Derby, his name would be... How-Much-Wood-Could-A-Woodchuck-Chuck-If-A-Woodchuck-Could-Chuck-Wood .