Trance-Fonix Funny Status Messages

   As I sat there twirling my fingers through my hair I thought "I really must shave my balls"

   Worried about social distancing when you're out? Dress up as a clown and make it other people's problem

   I didn't hit you... I high fived your face

   This year's "must have" Halloween costume is a level 4 biohazard suit

   Dropping my cheeseburger on the ground before I eat it is about as organic as I get