Tonythetiger00 Funny Status Messages

   My ex calls me up and says "My panties are wet" and I said "I'll be right over" and she said "Bring your tools, the washer's broke again"..........and then I hung up on her..

   99 years ago today, the heroic captain guided his brand new ship, the Titanic, head long into an iceberg to help and try and save at least a few hundred future great grand kids of all the passengers from having to listen to Justin Beiber 98 years later...