Tad Funny Status Messages

   50 ways to leave your lover. Does one of them involve a chainsaw, garbage bag and an obscure cave in the mountains? Ok 51 ways!

   Money cant buy hapiness..But it can buy a reasonable facsimile so close that the average human being cannot tell the differance

   Victoria Secrets catalog just arrived, my wife has informed me that none of the women are real, just cgi and photoshop....sigh!

   The bad news is radiation is now pouring from two plants in japan, the good news is Godzilla could be a real possibility in a few years.

   Bacon Scented Douche, For that Just Porked feeling!