T-Dub Funny Status Messages

   I wonder how many tattoos you can get for the Sugar Bowl trophy...

   Can Obama's Jobs Plan make you a Millionaire? Yes, if you a Billionaire

   "Your Honor, Mr Travolta attempted to go up my client's nose with a rubber hose"

   The last time I saw officiating like that was a BW3 commercial.

   X What does a Jets fan do when his team wins the Super Bowl? He turns off Madden and gets back in bed with his sister.

   If a white cop had hit Adrian Peterson's 4 year old son like that, cities would be on fire and stores would be looted...

   If I was married to a supermodel, my balls would always be deflated too...

   Prop bets: What are the odds that Katy Perry's first song will suck?

   Why did Adele cross the street? To say hello from other side

   Bill always chose someone over Hillary, so should you...