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   That awkward moment when you chilling in a park and Bruno Mars walks by dragging the piano ;)

   The word OK looks like a sideways person. I've said OK my whole life and never noticed him.

   I believe that if you tell your boss what you really think of him, the truth will set you free

   Dance like no one's going to put it on YouTube.

   You give me the kind of feeling people write novels about.

   1 Universe, 8 Planets, 7 Continents, 809 Islands, 204 Countries, and I had the privilege of meeting you.

   There no need to miss someone from your past, there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future. 

   When do you think Snooki gonna realize that she's a GRENADE?

   The only person I'm better than is the person I was yesterday.

   your teeth are like the stars - yellow and far away from eachother

   If a girl gets a free drink, it doesn't mean she'll be interested, it'll only mean "YAAY FREE DRINK!!"

   Relationships are like sharing a book. It doesn't work if you're not on the same page.

   Love me? Great. Hate me? Even better. Think I'm ugly? Don't look at me. Don't know me? Don't judge me. Think you know me? You have no idea

   My name is I, My problem is LOVE, The solution is YOU.

   A second chance doesn't mean anything if you haven't learned from your first mistake.

   I never knew that "never odd or even" is "never odd or even" spelt backwards!

   Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyone's bathrooms look like, one mirror at a time.

   If life gave Lady Gaga lemons, she'd probably make an outfit out of them.

   Who came up with kisses? The very first kiss must've been creepy "What're you doing why R you sucking my face?" "Jus trust me on this one"

   ► Play the moments ▌▌ Pause the memories ■ Stop the pain ◄◄ Rewind the happiness. Be a remote in your life