Shellie Funny Status Messages

   Q: So just how much cocaine DID Charlie Sheen have last week? A: Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

   St. Valentine was actually beaten, stoned, and then eventually beheaded...they don't tell you that on the cards.

   Hmmm...THAT wasn't EXACTLY what I had in mind when I'd imagined George Clooney in handcuffs! (LOL!) ♥