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   messageicon Every so often you come across a person that supplies you with endless motivation, even if it is just to jump into traffic.
←Rate | 01-29-2014 14:02 by Seth Sanders Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today I accidentally dropped my sunglasses into the toilet and flushed them. Tomorrow a very cool alligator will rule the sewers.
←Rate | 02-16-2014 09:58 by Seth Sanders Comments (0)  


   messageicon The U.S. Army developed a pizza that stays good for 3 years. Finally, those billions in military spending paid off. Your move, Al Qaeda.
←Rate | 02-20-2014 23:43 by Seth Sanders Comments (0)  


   messageicon Body language can be so subtle that only an intuitive person can read your mood. Body slams, I have found, are far more direct.
←Rate | 02-22-2014 10:06 by Seth Sanders Comments (0)  


   messageicon Owning a car is having a friend you can scream inside of.
←Rate | 03-01-2014 08:23 by Seth Sanders Comments (0)  



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