Savio Funny Status Messages

   "The greatest ironies of life: having the right person at the wrong time, having the wrong person when the time is right, and finding out that you love someone after that person walks out of your sight ...."

   "We always deceive ourselves twice about the people we love - first to their advantage, then to their disadvantage."

   Fish have been fed, crops have been harvested, wars have been won, dice have been rolled so off to bed I go. See all you other addicts tomorrow. Good Night!

   Lights off, Music on, Phone in silent mode, tired body and calm mind; Perfect recipe for good night sleep.

   A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

   Computer games don't effect kids, I mean if Pac-Man affected kids, we'll all be around darkened rooms munching magic pills, listening to repetitive electronic music.