Santa Funny Status Messages

   Only 259 more shopping days till Christmas

   I am like an unborn child, sometimes all I need is a push

   3 kinds of women:- Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have boyfriends and see wonders happen. The rest get married and wonder what happened.

   Relationships must be chosen wisely. It's better to be alone than to be in bad company. If something is meant to be, it will happen – in the right time, with the right person, and for the best reason.'Fall in love when you're ready,not when you're

   Me: Glad, I am very happy today. Life: lol!! one second :P

   I just bought a pack of Condoms and the cashier asked me, "Sir do you need a bag"; I replied, "Na! She ain't that ugly". :)

   Coz that Pope started using Twitter, Santa just created his Facebook account. Guess what, all the kids are getting clothes and Bible for Christmas :)

   I see you have all behaved well during this year and for your present, Justin Bieber is going to retire from singing. - Yours Santa